YOU CAN'T ROLLERSKATE IN A BUFFALO HERD

lameborghini: why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:07:03 -0400

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:05:53 -0400

memyselfandtom: tryingtofindthegreatperhaps: hummelberrycrumpet...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:05:18 -0400

memyselfandtom:

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

hummelberrycrumpets:

So I saw more flawless tweets that I can relate to by Mr Adam Young aka owl city

I love Adam.

Soulmate.

getoffmybloghoe: jpgay: getoffmybloghoe: johnny depp more like johnny deep…..into the ocean...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:03:19 -0400

getoffmybloghoe:

jpgay:

getoffmybloghoe:

johnny depp more like johnny deep…..into the ocean because he was in pirates of the caribbean and they were in the ocean and he probably went deep into it when he went swimming i bet

what

johnny depp more like johnny deep…..into the ocean because he was in pirates of the caribbean and they were in the ocean and he probably went deep into it when he went swimming i bet

emmastonemetodeath: My favorite thing to do is to text people...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:02:25 -0400

emmastonemetodeath:

My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them

rneerkat: rneerkat: what did the police say to the organ thief think lung and heart about what...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:02:09 -0400

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what did the police say to the organ thief

think lung and heart about what you just did

caseyanthonyofficial: onlylolgifs: Baby thinks she can eat...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:01:56 -0400

caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

tupacabra: tupacabra: i have never talked to this guy in my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:01:38 -0400

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself

IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:00:26 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:12:29 -0400

colferchris: things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are: dealing with spiders buying bras in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:10:33 -0400

colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:

dealing with spiders

buying bras in the right size

purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed

devouring the souls of my enemies

getting out of bed in the morning

ordering food over the phone

using public transport

paepertowns: how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:08:37 -0400

paepertowns:

how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park

thefourteenthdoctor: watchtheskytonight: spirit-of-the-ocean: my uncle used to be one of those...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:07:02 -0400

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

queenofslash: so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:06:47 -0400

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died

taylorsvift: i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:06:19 -0400

taylorsvift:

i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:04:52 -0400

thats-slightly-raven: feistie: thats-slightly-raven: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:51:53 -0400

thats-slightly-raven:

feistie:

thats-slightly-raven:

I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)

OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

phoenixwises: illea: i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:50:45 -0400

phoenixwises:

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

I’m gonna be such a old fart.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:50:02 -0400

misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:48:38 -0400

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet