nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
urbancatfitters: everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
groovymuttations: when your friend talks shit about something you like
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
me to yahoo: you can't sit with us
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
When i smell my mom cooking...
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make