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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
the whitest moments in recorded history
after watching these i feel dead inside
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what does everyone call their grandparents, i call mine meme and papa
nana and papa
“hey” and “no i’m not hungry”
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Best show of all time.
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if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
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so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…
then he sent this
apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire
Was anyone else thinking this was a chicken that had horrendously flown to it’s death